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Jests Flame Out of Playoffs, Replace Entire Staff

3/24/2014  3 replies    

Jest Bring Back Clemens Petty to Pair Up With Rex Perez

3/8/2014  0 replies    

Jests Reach New Lows in Snoozer, Fan Survey Implodes

1/12/2014  0 replies    

Hunter Macis Added to Hall of Fame

1/7/2014  0 replies    

Rex Perez Wins MVP, Team Rewards Him with More Playing Time

12/20/2013  0 replies    

Jests Expand Court to 20,000 Forget Key Points

12/17/2013  0 replies    

Welcome to Jester Court at The Mecca

6/28/2013  0 replies    

Enrique Ortiz-Tamés Heads Back to Spain

3/28/2013  0 replies    

Season 22 Review

2/28/2013  0 replies    

The Return of Rex

1/9/2013  0 replies    

League Investigating Fighting Kelts

12/27/2012  0 replies    

Le Sigh

12/22/2012  0 replies    

Jests Turn to Moses

12/16/2012  0 replies    

Jests Back to NBBA

11/25/2012  1 replies    

Jests Get a New Toy

9/11/2012  0 replies    

Silver Medals All Around!

8/21/2012  1 replies    

A Single Tear is Shed

7/11/2012  0 replies    

Another Top Team Tumbles at The Mecca

6/20/2012  2 replies    

Jests Take Down Top Team

6/6/2012  2 replies    

Natellio Hired as Director of Branding

2/24/2012  0 replies    

II.3 Gets Risque

2/8/2012  0 replies    

Tonya Harding Spotted in New York

12/7/2011  0 replies    

Jests Prove They Aren't Joking, Extend Win Streak to Four

11/30/2011  0 replies    

Black Book Found in Argaudas Mielinis's Locker

11/27/2011  0 replies    

Jests Win in Front of Packed House

11/23/2011  0 replies    

Zoetebier Guarantees a Win

11/18/2011  3 replies    

Walters Returns to the Lineup

11/14/2011  0 replies    

Jests Wave Goodbye to All-time Leading Scorer

11/11/2011  0 replies    

Jests Short Staffed

11/6/2011  0 replies    

Jests Head Into Opening Day With Heads Down

11/4/2011  1 replies    

New York Jests Relegate for the First Time Since Inaugural Season

11/1/2011  1 replies    

Future Bleak in New York...errr...Virginia

10/21/2011  1 replies    

Lance "Ox" Mattox Honored

8/2/2011  0 replies    

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Lance "Ox" Mattox Honored

A new season brings with it a new Hall of Fame ballot. With such a transient history, the New York Jests leave scant opportunity for a player to hold on long enough to accrue the necessary stats. Nevertheless there were a number of qualified candidates. Unfortunately, team rules allow only a maximum of one player to be inducted each offseason.

This season the inductee was clear. Joining Brian Pickett and Perry Gipson in the Hall of Fame will be Lance Mattox. Lance, like Brian, is an original member of the New York Jests franchise, joining the team in the expansion during season 3. Perry Gipson was also an original member of the team, having been drafted by Jests management in season 6.

Lance contributed for 9 seasons with the Jests before he was sold tot he Hong Kong team Olympus사. He still plays a healthy role on the team at the age of 35, proving his longevity and experience. Lance could not be reached for comment.

Mattox led the team in scoring in their Season 4 D.IV championship game over tt. After falling short in the Season 8 D.III championship game over Chaos Lords, Mattox came back and helped the team defeat Midshipmen the following season.

Lance Mattox currently ranks #4 in total points with 2,074 and #1 in rebounds with 1,769; over 600 more than the next closest player. Additionally, he ranks #4 in +/- at +983 and #2 in total minutes at 4,990.
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