All Press Releases

Jests Flame Out of Playoffs, Replace Entire Staff

3/24/2014  3 replies    

Jest Bring Back Clemens Petty to Pair Up With Rex Perez

3/8/2014  0 replies    

Jests Reach New Lows in Snoozer, Fan Survey Implodes

1/12/2014  0 replies    

Hunter Macis Added to Hall of Fame

1/7/2014  0 replies    

Rex Perez Wins MVP, Team Rewards Him with More Playing Time

12/20/2013  0 replies    

Jests Expand Court to 20,000 Forget Key Points

12/17/2013  0 replies    

Welcome to Jester Court at The Mecca

6/28/2013  0 replies    

Enrique Ortiz-Tamés Heads Back to Spain

3/28/2013  0 replies    

Season 22 Review

2/28/2013  0 replies    

The Return of Rex

1/9/2013  0 replies    

League Investigating Fighting Kelts

12/27/2012  0 replies    

Le Sigh

12/22/2012  0 replies    

Jests Turn to Moses

12/16/2012  0 replies    

Jests Back to NBBA

11/25/2012  1 replies    

Jests Get a New Toy

9/11/2012  0 replies    

Silver Medals All Around!

8/21/2012  1 replies    

A Single Tear is Shed

7/11/2012  0 replies    

Another Top Team Tumbles at The Mecca

6/20/2012  2 replies    

Jests Take Down Top Team

6/6/2012  2 replies    

Natellio Hired as Director of Branding

2/24/2012  0 replies    

II.3 Gets Risque

2/8/2012  0 replies    

Tonya Harding Spotted in New York

12/7/2011  0 replies    

Jests Prove They Aren't Joking, Extend Win Streak to Four

11/30/2011  0 replies    

Black Book Found in Argaudas Mielinis's Locker

11/27/2011  0 replies    

Jests Win in Front of Packed House

11/23/2011  0 replies    

Zoetebier Guarantees a Win

11/18/2011  3 replies    

Walters Returns to the Lineup

11/14/2011  0 replies    

Jests Wave Goodbye to All-time Leading Scorer

11/11/2011  0 replies    

Jests Short Staffed

11/6/2011  0 replies    

Jests Head Into Opening Day With Heads Down

11/4/2011  1 replies    

New York Jests Relegate for the First Time Since Inaugural Season

11/1/2011  1 replies    

Future Bleak in New York...errr...Virginia

10/21/2011  1 replies    

Lance "Ox" Mattox Honored

8/2/2011  0 replies    

Press Announcements

Jests Win in Front of Packed House

The Mecca was filled to capacity Tuesday night as the Jests took on the first place Purdue Boilers. The line of fans looking to buy tickets at the gate numbered well into the tens as the registers were closed.

At first the mood was euphoric. The fans were eager to cheer on their beloved Jests as they attempted to extend their one game win streak. However, when news of the sell-out trickled through the short line, chaos began to ensue and the mob mentality began to take over. One trash can was knocked over and at least two hot dogs were found laying smashed on the ground.

Inside the arena, safe from the dangers raging outside, the first of the Jests three game home series tipped off. The good guys rode a simple look inside strategy, pounding the backdoor of the Boilers and slamming the balls right down their throats.

The Boilers used an unconventionally aggressive strategy, roughing the home team up for 22 personal fouls. Clearly, they might need to go back to the drawing board.

Clemens Petty, Gunnar Berg, Darren Zoetebier and Rex Perez led the way with 91 of the 100 points and 43 of the 57 rebounds.

Next up the Jests take on the Green Flash.
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